‘Twas the night before Halloween, lots of guests in my house
Watching scary old movies with me and my spouse
The beer was ice cold and the snacks served with care
But there was only one thing on his mind, as Jorry took a chair
Their tummies were settled, but they ain’t ready for bed
‘Coz visions of pork adobo still danced in their heads
Mia got up and grabbed a plate as she sat
Ready to chow down on some edible fat
On the table, the adobo was served on a platter
Out came the cameras and on clicked the shutters
The dish was now starting to become a big hit
So Eric got up to taste some of this shit
The pork meat was tender, the sauce oh-so-oily
No one could hope to eat this dish safely
But three bloggers did, on that dark, fateful night
Until they were satisfied and couldn’t eat another bite
